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Guardian by Dain Fagerholm (stereographic art)
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Happy Rainbow Clouds by Dain Fagerholm (stereographic art)
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Mystery Planet (Robot) stereographic drawing by Dain Fagerholm
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Anamanaguchi Canada tour poster (by cory schmitz)
Collaboration with Maré Odomo.
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Kaguya Hime
The princess returns to her home world.
I did this illustration earlier this year, but am just now getting around to posting it. I’m still not totally happy with it, and may end up redoing it at some point. It’s a great story, and I’d love to a full set of illustrations for it one day.
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AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!! (Taken with instagram)
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Drake knows how to party.
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Maybe the other kids will laugh.
Maybe your teacher will keep you after class to talk to you.
Maybe your mother will cry.
Maybe your father will take a switch to you and yell at you for putting your mother through this.
Maybe the doctors will shake their heads.
Maybe the nurse who brings you your pills will look at you with a potent mixture of pity and terror in her big hazel eyes before she walks away a little faster than you think she needs to and whispers nervously to a man who is standing in the shadows next to a machine that looks like one of those recording machines you saw last year during your field trip to the Pacific Bell building except instead of tape running between the big reels there is coiled wire crackling with electricity and running out the top of the machine and down to a small metal hat of some sort.
Maybe the wet towel they give you to bite down on will taste a tiny bit like bleach.
But none of it will change who you are.
You know it.
You accept it.
You’re a farm.
(Picture found on laughingsquid.)
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So Tony made you angry.
Again.
He bought the last Ding Dong™ from the lunch line.
He just took his dollar out, handed it to the lunch lady, and walked away with a huge smile on his face like you weren’t twelve people back dreaming about Ding Dongs™.
Then he looked at you like you were terrible when you told him you would burn his house down with his whole family and the rest of the school and the animals at the zoo and Santa locked inside if he didn’t give you his Ding Dong™.
Then he told.
He. Told.
Not about the burning.
About behind the big tree out on the playground.
About your game.
He told.
So of course you threw your Junior Readers™ Bible at your second-favorite model plane.
Something had to break.
And it wasn’t going to be you.
But there’s another way to let the darkness out.
A better way.
See, sometimes Junior Readers™ Bibles can be replaced with other things.
Heavier things.
And sometimes model planes can be replaced with Tony’s stupid face.
(Picture found on laughingsquid.)
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Just try it.
Try running away from home.
Just for like a year.
Just to see if you’ll actually die.
Don’t be such a pussy.
(Image found at Westword)
- Her: Have you seen Titanic?
- Me: No, but I saw the movie.
- Her: Shut up. Did you know that Jack and Rose weren't real people?
- Me: ...yes.
- Her: I didn't know that.
- Me: You thought you were watching a NatGeo documentary?
- Her: Shut up. I thought they were real people.
- Me: They are. But their names are Leonardo and Kate. They are actors.
- Her: Shut up.
- Me: They didn't even have color movies back then, how could you not know it was fake?
- Her: Shut up.
- Me: I hate to continue this day of disappointment for you, but you should also know that Star Wars was totally made up.
- Her: Shut up.
- Me: Except Darth Vader was a real person. He was a passenger on the Titanic.
- Her: Shut up.
- Me: Sorry you're having such a rough day.
- Her: Thanks.
- Me: Your heart will go on.
- Her: Shut up.
